yesterday i was hitting my buddy’s new piece and he fucking told me that I was technically smoking his mom because he reincarnated her ashes into a piece what the fuck I smoked his mom
That’s just fucking sick …. I mean the only question I have is, did you still smoke it anyway after that ?
I love smoking moms it’s my new hobby
im really good at weed
During sex I suddenly stopped and didn’t move he was like “what are you doing?” and I was like ” hush, I saw this on pornhub it’s called buffering.”
Cutest shit ever aww
why must they touch his head?
There’s innocence all over this! They don’t know that touching a black person’s hair is deemed wrong. They simply missed their friend…who got a haircut.
I don’t know how I feel about this. Too many mixed feelings. This sits uncomfortably in my chest but still warms my heart.
this makes me so happy
We go forward.
Pretty crazy to see how a generation that grew up on side scrollers can find new metaphors for life within the weird rules of old school games.
This mornings rainbow breakfast #fruitbowl. Mangos, kiwis, blueberries, dragon fruit, & blackberries!
<3 cute <3
hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not.
and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.
i always have a double chin.
i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles
and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why
i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up
i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25
also, it’s the size of fucking texas
i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth
my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count.
so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.
which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while.
TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!
that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.
you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.
your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.
you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.
your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face?
TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!
thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.
WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????
did some of you guys really think they were older than 18
what the FUCK
I listen to a lot of rock and all its sub-genres, you’d be surprised.
My favorite bands include
- System of a Down
- 3 Inches of Blood
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Rage Against the Machine
- Lamb of God
- As I Lay Dying
and I listen to a tons more.